Comfort Colors 1717
Oh I Don’t Drink Just Drugs For Me Funny Shirt
Celebrate Humorous Statements with This Funny Shirt
Make your sarcasm loud and your style bolder with this Oh I Don’t Drink Just Drugs For Me Comfort Colors tee. Perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor, this retro-inspired shirt pairs bold vintage typography with cheeky flower accents. Soft, durable, and unapologetically funny — ideal for music festivals, parties, or anyone who enjoys tongue-in-cheek humor and vintage vibes.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit
- Double-needle stitching ensures long-lasting durability
- Seamless construction reduces fabric waste and enhances design
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and unique coloration
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Unique Design for Bold Personalities
This funny shirt features the cheeky phrase 'Oh I Don’t Drink Just Drugs For Me,' making it a conversation starter at any gathering. The bold design and hilarious message allow wearers to showcase their personality with humor. Whether you’re heading to a party or just hanging out with friends, this shirt will surely grab attention. It's not just a shirt; it's a statement piece reflecting a fun and carefree attitude.
Comfort Meets Style
Crafted from high-quality cotton, this funny shirt ensures maximum comfort and durability. It comes in a variety of sizes, so everyone can enjoy the relaxed fit. Whether worn casually or dressed up, it provides versatility in styling. Pair it with jeans or shorts, and you are ready to turn heads. Because style shouldn't sacrifice comfort, this shirt does both effortlessly.
Perfect Gift for Friends with a Sense of Humor
Looking for a unique gift for a friend? This funny shirt is an ideal choice for birthdays, holidays, or just to make someone laugh. Friends who appreciate quirky humor will love wearing this shirt, showcasing their fun-loving spirit. It’s a lighthearted gift that stands out, so when searching for something special, consider giving the gift of laughter!