Cats Don’t Tell The Police Where Your Drugs Are Funny Cat Shirt Comfort Colors 1717

Cats Don’t Tell The Police Where Your Drugs Are Funny Cat Shirt

Name: Cats Don’t Tell The Police Where Your Drugs Are Funny Cat Shirt
Brand: LavenderCeleste
SKU: 11844238950085466471
Price: 33.99 USD
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About This Item

Express your unique sense of humor with this Comfort Colors graphic tee. Featuring a retro-inspired illustration of a girl with two cats, this shirt combines a playful aesthetic with a bold, sarcastic statement. Crafted for those who appreciate dark humor and feline companionship, this tee is a versatile addition to any casual wardrobe.

Key Features

Material: 100% ring-spun US cotton for a soft, breathable feel.
Construction: Durable double-needle stitching and seamless design.
Fit: Available in sizes S to 4XL for a comfortable, relaxed fit.
Finish: Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in texture and vibrant color.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F).
Tumble dry on low heat.
Do not bleach or dry clean.
Iron or steam on low heat as needed.

Why You Will Love It

Perfect for cat lovers with a mischievous or sarcastic personality.
High-quality fabric maintains shape and color after multiple washes.
An ideal gift for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion for friends who enjoy unhinged humor.