A blue jean colored oversized t-shirt featuring a cute kitten wearing a red hat and scarf, knitting yarn, with the funny text “Knitting Something Fancy To Choke A Bitch” in bold white vintage lettering.

A black oversized t-shirt featuring a cute kitten wearing a red hat and scarf, knitting yarn, with the funny text “Knitting Something Fancy To Choke A Bitch” in bold white vintage lettering.

Knitting Something Fancy Comfort Colors Tee – Sarcastic Cat Humor Shirt

Knitting Something Fancy Comfort Colors Tee – Sarcastic Cat Humor Shirt

Name: Knitting Something Fancy Comfort Colors Tee – Sarcastic Cat Humor Shirt
Brand: LavenderCeleste
SKU: 98736797522319246187
Price: 27.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$27.99

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The Knitting Something Fancy Comfort Colors Tee serves cozy chaos and feline sarcasm in equal measure. Featuring a cute cat knitting with dark humor energy, it’s perfect for crafters with attitude — soft, comfy, and hilariously unbothered. 🧶🐱

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Product features
- Available in sizes S–4XL (select partners) for a wide fit range
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with pre-shrunk fabric
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Relaxed fit with sewn-in label; available in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean