A navy oversized t-shirt featuring a vintage-style cartoon squirrel holding a giant acorn with sparkles around it. The shirt reads “Maybe I’m Not Sensitive, Maybe You’re Just a Dickhead” in playful white text.

A black oversized t-shirt featuring a vintage-style cartoon squirrel holding a giant acorn with sparkles around it. The shirt reads “Maybe I’m Not Sensitive, Maybe You’re Just a Dickhead” in playful white text.

Maybe I’m Not Sensitive Dickhead Comfort Colors Tee – Sarcastic Retro Squirrel Humor Shirt - LavenderCeleste

Maybe I’m Not Sensitive Dickhead Comfort Colors Tee – Sarcastic Retro Squirrel Humor Shirt

Name: Maybe I’m Not Sensitive Dickhead Comfort Colors Tee – Sarcastic Retro Squirrel Humor Shirt
Brand: LavenderCeleste
SKU: 17017611005153273441
Price: 27.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$27.99

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Embrace Humor with the Sarcastic Shirt

The Maybe I’m Not Sensitive Comfort Colors Tee turns passive-aggressive energy into retro gold — featuring a sweet squirrel with a savage quote. Perfect for sarcastic souls, emotionally aware gremlins, and anyone tired of being called “too sensitive.” 🐿️💬✨

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL to ensure the perfect fit for everyone.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams for extra longevity.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste while enhancing comfort.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, comfortable feel.
- Pre-shrunk fabric ensures maintained size and shape after washing.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Quirky Design that Stands Out

The Maybe I’m Not Sensitive Dickhead Comfort Colors Tee is not just a T-shirt; it’s a statement. The design features a playful retro squirrel that captures attention and brings smiles. This shirt is perfect for those who love to express their humor while wearing comfortable clothing. It’s casual yet unique, making it an essential addition to your wardrobe, especially on days when you want to showcase your quirky personality.

Comfort Meets Style

Made with high-quality materials, this Sarcastic Shirt isn’t just stylish; it’s incredibly comfortable too. The fabric is soft against the skin, allowing for all-day wear without any discomfort. Whether you’re heading out with friends or just lounging at home, this shirt provides the perfect blend of comfort and sass. When you wear this tee, you’ll feel good and confident in your sense of humor.

A Great Gift for Humor Lovers

If you know someone who enjoys witty humor and quirky fashion, this shirt is the perfect gift. It’s designed for those who aren’t afraid to embrace their fun side, so it's a thoughtful present for birthdays, holidays, or just because. Because of its versatility, anyone can rock this awesome tee, making it a fantastic addition to any gift list. Share laughter and style with friends and family by giving them this unique Sarcastic Shirt.