Oh I Don’t Drink Just Drugs For Me Funny Shirt Comfort Colors 1717

Oh I Don’t Drink Just Drugs For Me Funny Shirt

Name: Oh I Don’t Drink Just Drugs For Me Funny Shirt
Brand: LavenderCeleste
SKU: 10479416450601627496
Price: 33.99 USD
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Make your sarcasm loud and your style bolder with this Oh I Don’t Drink Just Drugs For Me Comfort Colors tee. Perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor, this retro-inspired shirt pairs bold vintage typography with cheeky flower accents. Soft, durable, and unapologetically funny — ideal for music festivals, parties, or anyone who enjoys tongue-in-cheek humor and vintage vibes.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit
- Double-needle stitching ensures long-lasting durability
- Seamless construction reduces fabric waste and enhances design
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and unique coloration
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean